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  1. Charlie bit my finger - again!

    Even had I thought of trying to get my boys to do this I probably couldn’t have. Neither were coerced into any of this and neither were hurt (for very long anyway). This was just one of those moments ...

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  2. errrr ..

     is now in a relationship  with 3 people. Me,Myself, and fuc*ing I !! :DD hahaha



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  5. perfectedbylove: charmgee: laceratedmartyr: lilwaynee-: fearlesslyafraid: metobe: ladymiseria: vananaz: ryanjohnstonn: lolren: flannelshurtz: ithinkyourlovelyx: carrottop: cassie4561: godsangeloflove: REBLOG. I KISSED A CLOWN BECAUSE I’M A GENIUS. I love an egg because i’m deaf. I shot a clown beacuse i’m deaf I had plastic surgery to look like a dog because I’m stupid and dumb. THERE’S NO FUCKING APRIL i kissed a horse because i’m deaf how much does mine relate to trace o m g I ran like a jew because i smoke crack lolk I Kissed A Hooker Because I Smoke Crack I sing like your girlfriend because I’m single. i stabbed your grandma because i smoke crack I married Spongebob because I’m a genius. I stabbed a lesbian because i am a genius. I strongly dislike a pencil because I can rap and I’m cool. I dance like michael Jackson because im stupid and dumb ( WTF HAHHA ) I strongly dislike a hooker because I’m single. LOL I kissed an old man because i’m a genius .

    perfectedbylove:

    charmgee:

    laceratedmartyr:

    lilwaynee-:

    fearlesslyafraid:

    metobe:

    ladymiseria:

    vananaz:

    ryanjohnstonn:

    lolren:

    flannelshurtz:

    ithinkyourlovelyx:

    carrottop:

    cassie4561:

    godsangeloflove:


    REBLOG.

    I KISSED A CLOWN BECAUSE I’M A GENIUS.

    I love an egg because i’m deaf.

    I shot a clown beacuse i’m deaf

    I had plastic surgery to look like a dog because I’m stupid and dumb.

    THERE’S NO FUCKING APRIL

    i kissed a horse because i’m deaf

    how much does mine relate to trace o m g

    I ran like a jew because i smoke crack

    lolk

    I Kissed A Hooker Because I Smoke Crack

    I sing like your girlfriend because I’m single.

    i stabbed your grandma because i smoke crack

    I married Spongebob because I’m a genius.

    I stabbed a lesbian because i am a genius.

    I strongly dislike a pencil because I can rap and I’m cool.

    I dance like michael Jackson because im stupid and dumb ( WTF HAHHA )

    I strongly dislike a hooker because I’m single. LOL

    I kissed an old man because i’m a genius .

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  7. 9 WORDS OF A WOMAN.. guys, MUST and SHOULD read this..


    WORDS WOMEN USE…
    1) Fine : This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right and you need to shut up.


    (2) Five Minutes : If she is getting dressed, this means a half an hour. Five minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given five more minutes to watch the game before helping around the house.


    (3) Nothing : This is the calm before the storm. This means something, and you should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with nothing usually ends in fine.


    (4) Go Ahead : This is a dare, not permission. Don’t Do It!


    (5) Loud Sigh : This is actually a word, but is a non-verbal statement often misunderstood by men. A loud sigh means she thinks you are an idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you about nothing. (Refer back to # 3 for the meaning of nothing.)


    (6) That’s Okay : This is one of the most dangerous statements a women can make to a man. That’s okay means she wants to think long and hard before deciding how and when you will pay for your mistake.


    (7) Thanks : A woman is thanking you, do not question, or faint. Just say you’re welcome. (I want to add in a clause here - This is true, unless she says ‘Thanks a lot’ - that is PURE sarcasm and she is not thanking you at all. DO NOT say ‘you’re welcome’ . that will bring on a ‘whatever’).
    (8)” Whatever” : Is a woman’s way of saying F—- YOU!


    (9) Don’t worry about it, I got it : Another dangerous statement, meaning this is something that a woman has told a man to do several times, but is now doing it herself. This will later result in a man asking ‘What’s wrong?’ For the woman’s response refer to # 3.



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  8. Long distance relationships are no joke.

    littlemisskayeoh:

    ba—xy:

    jjeeaa:

    abbeymagpoc:

    it’s your average relationship on steroids. You have to be 10x’s more patient, understanding, forgiving, trusting, honest, loving, and everything else that comes with the packed of being with someone who you love. Love is never enough, you need the bond to hold everything together. So with long distance relationships, it just takes a lot more effort and time, time spent alone, and effort in putting your two cents into keeping things strong. Long distance relationship is not for the weak at heart…but for those who are strong at heart and mind. I give all my respect to those men and women who are able to hold down a long distance relationship. I applaud all of you.



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  9. saabmagalona: It’s like me and imbet ;)

    saabmagalona:

    It’s like me and imbet ;)

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  10. 45 things a girl wants but will never ask for.

    smyamzon:

    fearlesskisses:

    1 . Touch her waist.
    2. Actually talk to her.
    3. Share secrets with her.
    4. Give her your jacket.
    5. Kiss her slowly.

    Are you remembering this?

    6. Hug her.
    7. Hold her.
    8. Laugh with her.
    9. Invite her somewhere.
    10. Hangout with her and your friends together.

    KEEP READING

    11. Smile with her.
    12. Take pictures with her.
    13. Pull her onto your lap.
    14. When she says she loves you more, deny it. Fight back.
    15. When her friends say i love her more than you, deny it. fight back and hug her tight so she cant get to her friends. it makes her feel loved.

    Are you thinking of someone?

    16. Play with her hair .only if she hasnt spent 382745623 hours on it .
    17. Kiss her unexpectedly.
    18. Hug her from behind around the waist.
    19. Tell her shes beautiful.
    20. Tell her the way you feel about her.

    One last thing you need to do to show her you actually do mean it.

    21. Open doors for her, walk her to her car- it makes her feel protected, plus it never hurts to act like a gentleman.
    22. Tell her shes your everything – only if you mean it.
    23. If it seems like there is something wrong, ask her- if she denies something being wrong, it means SHE DOESNT WANT TO TALK ABOUT IT- so just hug her
    24. Make her feel loved.
    25-kiss her in front of OTHER girls you know!!!!*

    THEY MIGHT DENY IT BUT THEY ACTUALLY LIKE
    AND KINDA WANT YOU TO TICKLE THEM

    26-dont lie to HER.*
    27-DONT cheat on her.*
    28-take her ANYWHERE she wants
    29-txt messege or call her in the morning and tell her have a good day at work {or school}, and how much you MISS her.
    30-be there for her when ever she needs you, & even when she doesnt need you, just be there so shell know that she can ALWAYS count on you.*

    ARE YOU STILL READING THIS? YOU BETTER BECAUSE, ITS IMPORTANT

    31. Hold her close when shes cold so she can hold YOU too.
    32. When you are ALONE hold her close and kiss her.*
    33. Kiss her on the CHEEK; (it will give her the hint that you want to kiss her).*
    34 . While in the movies, put your arm around her and then she will automaticall y put her head on your shoulder, then lean in and tilt her chin up and kiss her LIGHTLY.
    35. Dont EVER tell her to leave even jokingly or act like youre mad. If
    shes upset, comfort her.


    REMEMBER ALL THESE THINGS WHEN YOU ARE
    WITH HER NEXT

    36. When people DISS her, stand up for her.*
    37. Look deep into her EYES and tell her you love her.*
    38. Lay down under the STARS and put her head on your chest so she can listen to the steady beat of your heart, link your fing ers together while you whisper to her as she rests her eyes and listens to you .
    39. When walking next to each other grab her HAND.*
    40. When you hug her HOLD her in your arms as long as possible*

    MAKE SURE SHE KNOWS SHES LOVED

    41. Call or text her at night to wish her SWEET DREAMS*
    42. COMFORT her when she cries and wipe away her tears.*
    43. Take her for LONG walks at night.
    44. ALWAYS Remind her how much you love her.*
    45. sit on top of her and tell her how much u love her and then bend down to
    her face and kiss her while sitting on her.



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